1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
3. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
4. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
5. Taxis stop for us.
6. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. Haha..
7. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
8. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).
9. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're lessy.
10. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
11. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her.
12. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
13. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
14. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
15. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
16. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
17. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
18. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
19. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
20. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. Huhu.. J
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